Edmund was tapping his desk impatiently as Mark entered.
"It took you long enough, sit down."
Normally Mark would be worried at Edmund's tone, but with his phone's abilities what could possibly threaten him?
"Mark, I'm going to get to the point, your performance is below accept..."
All of Mark's attention was on his screen
The angry boss is hard to ignore. Boss became bitch.
Mark looked up to see a dog barking at him. But this was only step one. The screen now read:
The barking canine manager is an odd sight. Canine was replaced with human.
Edmund was still barking and still sitting on all fours in her chair, but she was no longer a dog but a woman with somewhat curvy brown hair. Mark got up from his seat and stood over the barking woman who began to growl.
"Sit girl, sit!"
Slowly the naked woman relaxed before sticking out her tongue and panting.
"Good girl!"
Mark tossed a treat at his new pet that he had conjured up with the phone. She jumped and caught it in her mouth as if she had been used to doing this for her entire life. After a few more minutes and a handful of more sentence edits, Mark was sitting in his office reclined in his chair. In one hand he held his phone, in the other the leash attached to his pet girl's collar. On Mark's desk was a paper that titled "Unannounced worker reviews" with a list of names. It was all the inspiration that Mark needed for the rest of the day.