The phone woke Rico at 8:45 the next morning, it was Carlos.
"Rico, man you forget to set your alarm? Breakfast ends in 15 minutes!"
"Ay! I'll be right down. Thanks, Carlos, I did oversleep."
Rico jumps out of bed and pulls on some clothing over the dirty speedo, and dashes out of the room. He knocks the Do Not Disturb sign off the door, and hurriedly rehangs it. He doesn't notice that he has hung it backwards with the side requesting PLEASE CLEAN UP ROOM facing outward. Then he races to the elevator and to the dining room for his late breakfast.
"Man, Rico, you barely made it. The omelettes are really good," Carlos advises as Rico heads to the buffet.
Upstairs, the maid sees the sign and opens the door. She snorts as she uses a broom handle to lift Dani's and Rico's garments off the floor, there is no tip visible on the counter, and she mutters something about "cheap slobs." She opens the drapes, collects the dirty towels, and as she is vacuuming she discovers the pda.
The room door is closed, and she's ahead of schedule, so she sits down to see if the pda has any games loaded on it.
"Hm, it just seems to be a search engine, pretty lame. Well, let's see what it can do?" She starts typing.
Down in the dining room, Rico sits alone eating his eggs and bacon. Carlos has gone upstairs to get ready for today's events. Suddenly, Rico grimaces as something clenches his balls painfully.