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Animalia Magazine: Hilarious Hearts

added by makutamon 6 months ago O

The February edition of Animalia Magazine was called the Hilarious Hearts edition, mainly because of how funny many people found the various facts and origins of various symbols used during Valentine's Day, especially since a good portion of them were not what some people had expected them to be.

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Another article talked about rather unusual courtship practices, both in nature and various human cultures. While the ones in nature were more understandable, the ones in human cultures, especially primitive cultures, were a bit more confusing, especially to others who weren't part of said culture.

Probably what was the most confusing was the courtships that were initiated by the female animals instead of the males, like the female kingfisher initiating the courtship.

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A final funny article talked about hilarious attempts to court (as a catchall phrase) others, whether through online dating or doing so in person. What was probably the "smoothest" was where somone said, online, that they were "a piece of trash", and someone else said that "as someone who cares deeply about the environment, I'm obligated to pick you up." Though when you really thought about it, the second person just called the first person 'trash', which isn't really something to talk about, especially with others.

The digital version included the clips of people trying to charm Animalians and just failing, horribly. While most of them were of guys doing guy things in an attempt to woo female Animalians, there was a rising number of clips of women trying to woo male Animalians, with the same level of failure.

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The final part was a special date when the Animalia Ambassadoria Valentine's Day Special would be taking place, and what would be there. What was probably the one everyone was expecting to be big was the special coverage of the new, and unexpectedly trending, BARA Houses in Animalia. Of course, those who were accustomed to Greek Life in college often defined BARA as "Beta Alpha Rho Alpha", though technically the Greek letter Rho looked more like a P than an R and fraternities/sororities typically only used two or three Greek letters.


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