Your girlfriend gets a big grin on her face. "What are you thinking, babe?" you ask.
"Oh, I just decided to indulge in a little fetish I've been keeping secret from you," she replies. Your girlfriend closes her eye, a look of concentration comes over her face and you start to feel-funny.
A tingling sensation unlike anything you ever felt before comes over your body. Suddenly you feel light-headed and your vision blurs for several seconds before everything becomes clear again.
You look down at your body and gasp. For starters, you're now fat; your waistline is nearly as wide as a hula hoop. And your clothes have morphed into a baggy yellow shirt and blue vest and matching pants that are baggy even on your newly rotund frame. Underneath your beer belly you see shovel wide toes of enormous red and yellow shoes, and on your hands are baggy white gloves.
All off a sudden, you are aware of a touch of red at the bottom of your field of vision. You reach to your face and touch your nose, it's a perfect sphere nearly as big as a tennis ball.
"What the-?" you stammer, suddenly aware of how goofy your voice now sounds.
"I'm a coulrophile," your girlfriend says. "Since I was a little girl, I always liked clowns. And as I got older...I'd get sexually aroused by them. Big feet, round red noses, silly voices.... they make me wet between the legs." She sashays over to you and rubs your stomach. "I even like you chubby," she adds, then give your noses a couple of squeezes.
HONK! HONK!