Your girlfriend takes your hand in hers; with your new weight and oversized feet you can only move at a funny waddle, almost like a duck or penguin. "Here." she says as she leads you to the bedroom mirror. "Have a look at the new you."
You stare at the reflection looking back at you. Your face and neck, and presumably your entire body, are now milky white; your cheeks are fuller and rounder, and you have a slight double chin. A big red clown smile stretches halfway down to your chin from your lower lip, with a red circle on either corner of your mouth. Red blush adorns your plump cheeks, making your face look fatter. Your eyebrows are replaced by wide black arches high one your forehead, and your eyes are outlined in black with tiny upside-down black triangles right underneath your eyes. And at the very center of your face, red, round, and big as a tennis ball is your nose.
The biggest change is your hair. From your ears to the back of your head it is now a thick mass of cherry red curls that stretches halfway across your shoulders. But on the very top, underneath a tiny yellow derby with a blue band-"I-I'm bald?"
"It looks good on you." Your girlfriend takes off the little hat and gently rubs your smooth bare scalp. "Besides, your dad is bald and so are most of the men in your family. It was bound to happen to you sooner or later. Besides," she smiles playfully, "why don't we take off those clothes and see what you look like underneath?"
You are starting to feel aroused, and you even like the way her fingers feel on your bald head. However, you feel you need some payback.
You squeeze your nose. HONK! "All right," you say, and giggle on impulse. "But first, heeheeyaha, you have to make another wish."
"And what wish would that be?"
"If I have to be a clown, heeheeyaha, then so do you." You honk your nose as if to emphasize your point. "Then, heeheeyaha, we get to take each other's clothes off, heeheeyaha." Honk!
Your girlfriend pauses, then nods. "Fair enough," she agrees, and then clutches the amulet. You see a bright light envelop her, then fade and-