"The curse isn’t real you idiot, just give me some transform." Jen finally said.
"Damn, only a few more seconds, I was hoping for both, whatever, at least most of my idea will still work…" Kyle said.
"Just get on with it"
"Ok. You are going to become like sphinx, you’ll keep your head but the rest of your body will be that of a random animal. Because I’m feeling generous if the animal is something too small to support your head, like a squirrel or a bug, it will be scaled up to the size of a large dog."
"Is that all?"
"n-no, the gender of the rest of your body will be random, and you might get one or two features of the animal on your head like ears, teeth, or something, or not I’ll leave that up to chance. I’ll also leave to what degree you are subjected to your new animal bodies urges up to chance. I hope you enjoy spending the rest of your lif-“
Jen hung up, putting her phone down, sick of listening to Kyle. She was grossed out but ultimately only kinda annoyed. Then she started feeling a strange prickly feeling throughout her body…