Hello, it's the shop owner again. It appears that the magical glitches with the flashlight stuck onto you, basically making you a carrier. Think of it like how in a computer, an app can have bugs that infect it with a virus. We found some of your hair fell onto a Pen of Truth, which basically made a giant puddle that can make anything it touches a foundational source of reality. That mess is already taken care of, but we're worried that the Book of Norm's infection might have more dire problems. We sent one of our magicians to your house to bring it back. We will also have to bring you with it, as you're currently holding unknown properties. Everything will be fine, just as long as you're cooperative and understanding!
Kyle shut the book and began to panic. He felt as if he was going to be hunted down like a criminal, even though as far as he's concerned, he hasn't done jack squat! As you attempt to quietly leave the house, your dads were making out on the sofa, the bearded one groping the clean-shaven one's butt; that was normal for the lovebirds, but he was going to have to make up an excuse to leave if he didn't want to alert his capturer.
"Hey dads. I'm going out to hang with Gene"
"Are you sure? It's getting pretty late"
"Plus, you've already gone out. Twice. You're not doing anything bad, are you?"
"WH- No. I just... left something when I stopped by earlier."
"I thought you went to the mall?"
"No, before that. I went to his house before going to the mall."
"Kyle, you did not have enough time to go to his house AND the mall."
"No! Before that, we hung out after class and then went to the mall together. Then I went back before dinner just now." That part was actually true. At least he didn't have to tell bold-face lies.
"...Alright then. We'll call them in an hour to make sure you are actually there."
"Babe, he's an adult. If he wants to lie about where he's going, then that's his choice," said the short, lithe Max Sr., before giving his husband a tight hug.
"...I will still be calling them, but not because I don't trust you, because I love you," said the bulky, strong Alexi. Max Sr. looked offended at the comment, seeing it implied that he doesn't love Kyle. Before he could retort however, Alexi started sucking on his neck, tickling him with his bush. He let out a whine before falling into Alexi.
You roll your eyes at them before saying bye. The two mumble a goodbye as Alexi carried his Honeybuns to their room. You open the door only to find yourself face-to-face with...