“Uhhhhh…. wha?” Colin groaned as his stomach churned violently.
“Bucket, you need, dah?” The Bulgarian asked again as he held out the empty plastic bucket, “You seem to need for-“
Colin grabbed the bucket and filled it with a hefty “HHHHHHRRRREUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH”.
“I suspected as much.” The big Bulgarian winced.
“Where am I?” Colin groaned. “And who are you exactly?
“Penka.” The big Bulgarian said as he grabbed a faded navy blue hoodie decorated with military(?) patches.
“Where are you going, Mr Penka?” Colin asked.
“Just stay with the madame while I go order from bodega up the street, anything needed for you?” Penka said as he stuffed a worm wallet in his pocket.
“Pepto-bismol, coffee… sausage egg sandwich with cheese, touch of creamy chipotle sauce… and could those eggs be over easy?” Colin asked.
“Dah.” Penka said as he walked out the door.
“Nice guy…. wait, did he madame?” Colin said aloud as he laid back down and felt his face press against something warm… and wet.
No doubt about it, it was a breast with a seriously slobbered-on nipple.
He shifted himself to the side to get a better look, prying past the warm soggy chest pillows to realize that madame was as tall as Sam, her finely pedicured pale feet dangling off the bed as his hand slid along her leg to her plush thighs and the realization that he was naked in bed alongside her. His hand slid up her toned belly and past her…. crown… tattoo…
The flashes filled his head.
The mechanical bull launched him right off its back, sending him crashing into a platter of nachos.
“Hey!” Madame scowled with her hazel and green eyes “Why I oughtta….!”
“I pay! I’m on me.” Drunk Colin said as he set his money down.
“Well, aren’t you a gentleman.” She laughed with a snort.
“For an ashen haired goddess like you, I do what I doooo….” Colin smiled as he fell to the floor, “I’m okay.”
“How’s about we take this back to my place, handsome?” Madame smirked.
“Yesh….” Colin belched as he stumbled after her.
The next thing he remembered, she was on top of him making the cherry oak of this bed frame creak and groan whilst he licked and suckled her nipple as her breasts filled out to some big juicy Gs. Her years of binge drinking faded from her belly as she pumped along his throbbing rod. Her ass inflated like a set of balloons, her bony thighs filling out as Colin planted kisses up her neck, hearing her moans get louder and louder until she squirted.