"Hey, everyone," said Miles, surrounded by books, "This episode of Animalia Ambassadoria is going to be a little shorter than usual because, for some people (like me), next week is Finals week. For others, this week is Finals week. Anyway, I've got my own finals to do, but I've got enough time for a few news articles."
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"While Sophie and Roland are also doing their own finals," said Miles, as the Zoom channel opened up, "They've found time to do their own coverage of Dino City's newest addition, their own BARA House." During their coverage, it was discovered that all the members were roughly evenly split between "predator" and "prey" Dinotopians, which helped debunk the internet myth that most homosexual Dinotopians were predators.
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"Another thing that's related to LGBT+ Animalians is Animalia's newest project, Project "Lesbos Lizards". Part of the project was inspired by the New Mexico whiptail lizard, one of many lizard species known to be parthenogenic, which basically means that they don't need boyfriends in order to have eggs. However, Animalia's group of whiptail lizard Animalians had begun noticing the male lizards in Animalia and crushing on them. Hard. So, this project is not only to find out more about how New Mexico whiptail lizards can lay eggs without boyfriends, and... several other things that I can't explain because I'm not a scientist."
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"One really head-shaking event was actually from an international furry convention that's being held in Las Vegas this year," said Miles, reading the notes while also shaking his head, "While there is no doubt that there will be those who want to become their favorite 'species', there is also no doubt that the Animalia Virus can't be used to create mythical creatures such as dragons, so some will have to choose new 'fursonas'."
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"And finally," said Miles, as he wrapped up the episode, "A group of college students want to have a conversion 'party', to put it mildly. Fortunately, Horizon has learned from the past two events, the Seven-on-Four Night and 'Mr. D.'s House Party and are designing a party room where damage from Animalians 'partying hard' can be minimal and easy to clean up. Now I've got to get back to studying, so see you all next time, when we do our special coverage of the 2023 IAC."