Kurt stretched out his legs in his hotel room. It was the beginning of his 1 week all inclusive vacation at a luxury hotel. He'd checked in just after noon and the restaurant was still open till 14 for lunch. The attendant had told him a table had already been reserved for him.
He rushed down to the restaurant area from his room and was greeted by a friendly black waitress with beautiful dark hair and a radiant smile. She asked for his name and room number and soon had a seat ready for him.
Since he was alone he was seated on a two person table with only one side being set for a meal. Next to his table was a group of three, with one man and two women, which he greeted with a smile, but only got a grunt from the male of the group in return. It was a group of three heavy set 40-50 year olds.
Not letting himself get bothered by the terrible attitude of his neighbor table he sat down and ordered his food. Yet as he waited for his food he couldn't help but listen to the loud rude conversation of the other group. It consisted of a mix of crude humor and conservative politics. Still benign enough to ignore. He'd just ask at the reception to not be seated next to these people again.
But what broke the camels back was a remark by the youngest woman, incidentally also the uglier one. She had looked around and in a hushed, but due to the average loudness of their conversation still very audible, voice complained about the black waitress with a term that should have been banned from any decent persons vocabulary.
Kurt wished for any option to shut up these people when suddenly the phone in his hand vibrated with a notification. Something about an app being auto-installed in accordance to his wishes.
He opened the app and quickly understood the premise. His goal still in mind he selected the group next to him and it generated a sentence.
"A group of three middle aged obese people having a loud conversation."