Kurt selected 'people', deleted the old word and replaced it with 'dogs'.
He thought for a moment that while this would probably not solve the issue of loudness, it would certainly be satisfying.
As soon as he hit the confirm button his ears were assaulted by loud barking and whining.
Looking over to the table there now sat a group of dogs eating from doggy dishes and barking at each other loudly. It was an improvement, but not quite enough, in both senses of the word.
Where the man sat there was now a slobbering massive Tibetan-Mastiff. In place off the ugly racist woman there sat a French Bulldog with a dull look in her eyes. And lastly the other woman had turned into a Chihuahua, she had been the loudest among them and still was.
Kurt looked at his app again. It had generated a new sentence for the group.
"3 dogs barking loudly inside a restaurant"
Just when he wanted to make the next adjustment the waitress came with his food. To his absolute shock it also came in a doggy bowl. He thanked the waitress who was still human. He also quickly checked himself and found everything to still be how it was supposed to.
But somewhere reality must have been changed. Well more than just that part of reality he wanted to change. He needed to confirm that so he asked the waitress why they were serving dogs, while pointing to the barking pack.
"Oh, this must be your first time at our hotel." she had said with a smile and continued. "We are very pet friendly."
That hadn't answered Kurt's questions so he asked about the doggy dish he had gotten the food in. "Ah, yes. I can exchange it for a normal plate, but the reception did book you for the pet themed restaurant, where we usually serve in pet bowls according to theme."
That's when Kurt noticed her uniform, while still largely the same, now had paw prints on it and other animal themed designs.
He didn't want to cause a fuss over what was essentially his doing, so he told her it was fine, but he would like normal cutlery. Seeing as there was none a the table anymore, but he wasn't yet ready to commit to the theme that far.
It was only a few seconds when she was back with a knife and fork and Kurt could enjoy his dinner.
Except there still was loud barking next to him. So before he started on his steak, Kurt looked down at his phone again.
It still said "3 dogs barking loudly inside a restaurant".