Jennifer was hungry! More hungry than she had ever been in her life! She felt like her stomach, or rather, stomachs, were just holes in her body! She needed food and she needed it fast. She ran out her door to the top of her stairs.
As she began to run down them she accidentally tripped over her tail! Her fall down the stairs was anything but graceful. She could feel her horns repeatedly hit the stairs and they occasionally caught ahold of the railing but only to rip free leaving a large scar in the wood. Her hooves were too slick to slow her even when she managed to grab something and her tail flailed around her. When she finally hit the bottom with a loud "THUMP" she didn't even bother to look over herself for bruises, she was so hungry!
Disentangling her feet, tail, and horns, she ran over to the refrigerator. For some reason she had and uncanny desire for salad. Finding a leftover head of lettuce she quickly ripped it apart and ate it, stem and all. Tearing through the fridge for more she found more vegetables and ate them as quickly as she found them.
Soon she had emptied the refrigerator of every vegetable. She sat on the floor among empty bags and spilled bowls of leftovers with her back toward the cool open refrigerator. "That was good" thought Jennifer and suddenly she let out a large "BUUURP" shooting a large ball of vomit into her mouth! "YUCK" she yelled and spat it out onto the floor. "What was that?" she thought, then she remember back to her class. Cows regurgitate predigested food and eat it again!
"BLEGH, that cud!" she yelled, but for some reason it looked appealing to her. Remembering how tastey it actually was when she spat it out she decided to taste a small bit.
It tasted amazing! It was even better than it was the first time! She shoved the rest of it into her mouth with her hooves and began to chew in ecstasy.
After chewing her delicious cud for a few minutes she soon had another inexplicable craving. She needed some milk!
She looked back into the fridge and saw that her servant had just bought 3 gallons of whole milk. Not even bothering to get a cup, she just ripped of the cover began to chug it. Milk streamed down her face and chest, soaking her top in cold milk. After she finished the first gallon she threw the bottle aside and began to chug the second. For some reason it felt like the milk was bypassing her stomachs and going somewhere else! But she couldn't stop herself from drinking it.
What was happening with the milk!?! What was happening to her!?!