"Seriously, Bruno, you want to make a quilt out of jockstraps, socks, shorts and t-shirts from the lost and found bin?" Rick asked.
Bruno reached and held up a Speedo by its drawstring.
"And Speedos. Yeah, the Art Teacher said we had to sew our project and it should represent our interests. So an athletic apparel quilt is what we have to make. Besides my grandmother has been making and selling quilts for 40 years, so she can let us use her equipment, and give us tips."
*Help, it's me Chad. Bruno, Rick can you hear me? Please don't make me into a quilt!* begged Chad mentally, but neither Rick nor Bruno heard a word or thought Chad was anything but a Speedo.
"Ooh, look a split wrestling singlet, wonder if he ripped it in a match?" Rick remarked holding up a blue singlet.
"Heard Marco got cut from the Basketball team for drugs, looks like he tossed all his gear," said Bruno holding up a jersey, shorts and shoes.
"He tossed his Jordans? Think they'll fit me?"