Colin’s stomach gurgled violently as he pulled himself back under the sheets.
“I’mmmmmm noooot….” He groaned with a damp belch. “Just gimme five… hours…”
“Get out of bed right now.” The familiar voice said again.
“I dun wanna….” Colin groaned on the verge of vomiting.
“Uhhhhhhh geeeeeeeet uuuuuuuuup!!!!” A feminine voice whined as he felt his back being pummeled.
“Hey not so hard!” Colin snapped as he sat up and puked in his mouth.
“I’m starving!” She huffed.
“Ok let’s shower up and then we can go to… wherever…” Colin groaned as he stumbled to his feet and headed down a hallway colored a creamy blue, stumbling and bumping into a shoe rack and a hanging fern.
He staggered through the bathroom door and reached through the shower curtain, clumsily turning the knob as a stream of water started getting steamy.
He found a stack of Dixie cups and a bottle of mouth wash, swishing his mouth as he took a look in the mirror and spat.
His hair was a fluffed up mess, a bunch of blue kiss marks all over his neck and his underwear around his ankles. It was then that he noticed the blue kisses went down his chest all the way down his dong.
He carefully slipped out of his briefs and stepped in the shower, nearly slipping on a bar of teal soap on the floor. He started scrubbing his neck with a loofah, the lipstick coming off his neck as he scrubbed down his chest and heard the door close.
“Yeah sorry about your loofah in advance…” Colin said as he scrubbed his balls with the porous tool.
“Oh don’t worry, I bought a new one yesterday.” His host of mystery said as he sprayed himself down.
Colin filled his hand with some shampoo and started scrubbing his hair.
Suddenly a hand reached out with “Hey, let me have some shampoo!”
“Oh yeah, of course, sorry…” Colin said as he squirted some of the ocean scented gel into the slim umber hand next to his face.
As the suds went down the drain, Colin’s eyes shot open. He slowly turned around and was greeted to a sight that sent his blood rushing (if you know what I mean). The steamy water rinsed the suds from her dark marine hair, cascading down her unnaturally round breasts and broad hips as her greenish blue eyes opened up.
“Woah!” Colin jumped as he nearly hit his head.
“Hey relax, it’s me… remember?” She smiled as she held his hand and came in close.
“Last night’s a blur, so I’m not really-“ Colin started as she locked lips and penetrated herself against his hardening rod.
She pushed him against the shower wall and started grinding as she pressed his hand against her breast as his breath shuddered. It didn’t feel like any woman he’d been with; it felt too firm for a G cup. It was another forty minutes of this before she screeched in ecstasy and pulled away.
“So where were you gonna get breakfast?” Colin asked as some knocked on the bathroom door.
“Hey Kandi, it’s Sasha! Is everything okay in there?” A voice called.
“Yeah, we’ll be out in a second!” Kandi called.
“We?” The voice asked.
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Colin sliced into the egg and dipped the corner of his toast in the the yolk as the blonde seated across from him studied Kandi with her eyes.
“I knew you talked about the operation but I didn’t think you’d go through with it…” Sasha said, “I think I know why now…”
“I JUST met her last night, what operation?” Colin asked.
‘The boob job’ Sasha mouthed.
Colin watched her eyes widen.
“Wait, you met him last night and already decided he’s your boyfriend?” Sasha asked.
“Yeah, he’s perfect.” Kandi smiled as she looked over to Colin with a brief glimmer of pink in her eyes.
“How much do you actually know about each other?” Sasha asked.
Kandi eyerolled “Come on Sashi, we just met, we’re gonna get to know each other better- OMIGAWD HIIIII GIRLS!!!!”
Colin looked up to see Jamie and Lisa excitedly rushing over to meet them as a chorus of squeals erupted from the table.
“Oh wow Kandi I love your hair!” Jamie asked.
“Awwww Jamie, thanks!” Kandi blushed.
“Yeah, how’s you like, get that bun all nice and smooth?” Lisa asked.
“You three know each other?” Sasha asked.
“Yah Sashi, they’re the ones that hooked us up!” Kandi smiled.
“I mean, just… look at you!” Sasha said as she pulled up a picture on her phone.
It was Kandi, except her hair was cut into a short bob, her frame looking more like Shara’s.
Then the fuzzy picture entered his head of photograph Kandi watching his drunken self staggering in her direction, blowing a kiss inches away from her face and she kicked him in the crotch and everything went… pink?
The rest of brunch was uneventful, the foursome heading over to Foot Locker as Sasha looked on in suspicion….