Steve opened the door and Carly waltzed in. Steve quietly sighed. Carly had been the girl across the road all his life and simply had never measured up to the Girl Next Door fantasies. She had a crush on him - that fit the bill - but she was such a nerdette... and they'd been friends as kids, and his parents didn't quite catch on that Steve really didn't want Carly around anymore. She kind of knew, but she still came over all the time and chatted endlessly about school and homework and whatever. And then she'd come to the same college as he was attending and lo and behold, somehow she'd gotten his address... and now...
"What's this?", Carly said, holding the bottle.
Steve was about to respond when she spritzed herself and said, in a mock husky voice like she was trying to seduce him or something...