"Salve of transformation, steve? What's that mean?" Carly raised an eyebrow.
"I'm wondering, too. I haven't tried it on anything."
She was reading the label. Aloud, she said "Rub on body and wish."
She looked at Steve.
"Steve, whether this stuff is real or not..." she opened the jar, "We've been friends for years. If you could change anything about me, to the limits of this salve, what would it be?"
She sniffed it. "Oh, it smells good. Smell it yourself yet?"
Steve looked at her. "You're an awesome girl the way you are, Carly. You know that right?"
"Sure I do, Steve." She dipped her finger in and flicked a drop at Steve. "LIAR!!! Come on, don't be nice about. You have to like me as I am, but maybe not if the cream is real. Wanna change me for a while? Wanna give me giant boobs and suck on my nipples or something? Use your imagination!"