I was frying some green tomatoes - a dish Joe had warmed up to enough to actually give a quiet "thank you" to once.
His estranged daughter was there to visit - Penny.
She was a bitch.
One of the few things I agreed with Joe on was hating her.
I know it's sounds horrible but she's even more unbearable than he is. I can see why she and his wife left his company, but she and her fucking annoying chihuahua she always brings that goes and pisses everywhere around the house are just . . .
Okay, anyway -
The fusion wave hit and we all got royally fucked up.
I . . . Bulked up.
I was skimpy before but now I've gotta say I've got biceps as big as Stallone in his prime, with rock-hard abs and thighs to match no joke.
Below my arms, two more grew in - but they are the same unmuscled skimpy ones I had before my mutation.
I'm bulking them up now - I use the dumbells Joe let me buy and "install" at his house.
As a note, I really don't need my huge-ass arms to lug Joe around - I was able to when he was just a normal 4-limbed partially-paralyzed old man with my old arms.
Anyway,
I grew a dick.
Above my vagina.
Yeah . . .
I also gained 6 inches in height - I'm now 6 feet 2 inches, so Joe can't keep poking at my (formerly) short height.
Not that he can talk anymore.
Now, about that.
Joe had an age regression.