But before we get into what happened to Joe, I've just gotta tell you what happened to Penny.
She fused with that stupid chihuahua she had, and turned into an actual bitch!
Well that really isn't a nice thing to say anymore, she's a whole lot better now.
She's basically an andromorphic male-from-the-chest-down, female-from-the-chest-up chihuahua.
She lost a good 5 inches of height (and is now, without boots since she ditched heels thanks to her paws, barely 4 foot 7 inches tall), but is still taller than Joe now.
And she also lost her intolerable demeanor.
She has this nice, innocent, and happy demeanor now coupled with an extremely short temper.
Even though she yells and barks often, Joe and I both agree that she's pretty cute now.
And hilarious to mess with her.
I swear, the girl can go from cheerful to raging mad and back in 8 seconds - my personal record.
She comes to visit Joe twice every week now, ever since she moved closer to his house after the wave.
And we became pretty good friends!
We shop together, eat together, and joins Joe and I for our dinner together, and a movie afterwards.
She sleeps over sometimes.
Penny says that she feels more carefree and less stressed so often now.
The only thing she really misses is chocolate.