Your phone rings. It's your girlfriend.
"Great beach weather today" she says. "Wanna go?"
"Sure!" you reply.
"Good, because I'm parked outside your apartment."
You chuckle and promise to be down shortly. You put on some swim trunks and a shirt, slip into some flip flops, grab a beach towel, and head out your front door.
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The parking lot is full at the first beach you go to so you drive on, passing several other beaches to one farther from town and less busy. Success! You find a good patch of sand away from everyone else and lay out your towels. You run some sunblock on your girlfriend so she doesn't burn and she returns the favor.
"Did you save your body?" she asks.
"Weird story about that."
She gives you a confused look.
"Remember that carnival I told you I was going to?"
"Yeah, sorry I couldn't join you because of work. How was it?"
"Kind of boring, except this weird hall of mirrors. I touched one and after I went home I hallucinated about turning into a mermaid."
Your girlfriend laughs. "That's ridiculous!"
"I know! But that's what I remember happening. I guess the mirror was laced with LSD or something? I must have shaved my body while out of my mind because that's how I woke up."
You make small talk for a bit. You enjoy feeling the sun on your skin and breathing in the salt air. After awhile your girlfriend suggests the two of you...