"I am the fastest girl in water, but only in water." Kendra entered into the Chronivac. No sooner had she finished that a prompt appeared on the screen: "Please specify the type of water which will trigger the desired transformation: freshwater or saltwater."
"Please explain." she typed in. The program replied "Certain aquatic organisms - even mythological ones - are known to be found exclusively in either a freshwater environment (i.e. rivers, lakes, etc.) or a saltwater one (i.e. oceans). To ensure that the transformation occurs, and is subsequently maintained, in an aqueous environment, the type of water to which the transformee is exposed is critical. Please specify the type of water which will trigger the desired transformation: freshwater or saltwater."
"Would it also help to specify whether I, in my transformed state, can breathe only water or both air and water?" Kendra typed in.
"Affirmative." the program responded.
"Well...time to take the proverbial plunge." she thought to herself. She typed in "I am the fastest girl in water, but only in...