Shara held her fingers up in a pair of Vs as she leaned forward, her tits threatening to spill right out of that tiny purple spaghetti strap.
*Click*
Lisa joined her bestie in a titty squashing hug as they showed off some ass-hugging dresses.
*Click*
Ashleigh pushed her way to the center and started striking dozens of poses in her glittery pink halter top, spinning around to show off this apple bottom jeans and huge gold wedge sandals.
*Click, Click, Click, Click, Click*
“Okay, all together now!” Colin smiled as he held up his phone.
The three of them smiled as Ashleigh grabbed Shara and Lisa’s barely covered cake, the saucy besties grabbing her chest and planting a kiss on each cheek.
*Click*
Colin opened his eyes to see three strangers photobombing the pic.
“What the-Hey!” Colin shouted as a woman with strawberry red hair jumped on his back.
“Wow, that’s a really nice pic.” A short blonde smiled as she ran her fingers through his beard.
“We want it.” Added a chubby brunette as she stuck her hands under his shirt.
“Ummm excuse me, that’s my man.” Ashleigh said as she shoved them away and grabbed his phone, deleting the photobomb immediately.
The quartet walked away from the checkout with Ashleigh giving the trio the double bird.
“Gawd, so immature.” The valley girl eyerolled.
“Yeah so immer-emmature-am- OMIGAWD SQUASHMELLOWS!!!!” Shara squealed as she ran inside the colorful little corner store.
“Ummm like, the fuck’s a Squashmellow?” Ashleigh asked.
Shara ran around looking at the gumdrop shaped stuffed animals gleefully bouncing around.
“Omigawd is that Goldragon?!” She squealed as she bent down to pick it up, a passing mom covering her daughters eyes as she rushed to the cashier.
“Sorry!” Colin blushed as he stood in front of girlfriend’s exposed ass crack grumbling “Of all the places to go commando.”
“He’s perfect!” She smiled as she squeezed the gold vinyl dragon blob.
“Ugh, what kind of grown ass chick buys this kiddie crap?” Ashleigh whispered.
“Toy Collectors, Moms…. Tina?” Colin asked.
The stacked goth sighed “Hey Colin.”
“What are you doing here?” Colin asked.
“My friend decided to come here…” The goth groaned.
Colin looked over to some geeky girl in a huge hoodie looking over the shelves.
“Hey Tina!” Shara waved as she threw her friend into a hug.
Tina pulled her face out of Shara’s new J cups with flustered shock.
“Who the fu- Shara? Is that you?” Tina asked.
“Of course it is, silly billy!” Shara giggled.
“Ugh, can we buy the stupid toy already?!” Ashleigh whined.
Colin wasted no time grabbing the oversized plush and tapping his card.
Shara bounced around hugging the stuffed dragon blob “Best day ever! They only made like, a hundred of these, do you know what people would do for one?”
“I’d suck his cock dry…” a voice said calmly.
“Oh hey! Who wants new perfume?!” Colin said as he pushed the trio to the next store.
“What the hell, Mel?” Tina asked.
Tina’s friend looked over as the pink faded from her eyes “What?”
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After managing to get Shara to put on her new yoga pants, Colin took a seat at the bench while the girls walked over giving him a sniff of a few different scents.
Cherry Blossom,
Sandal Wood,
Key Lime Mousse,
Honeysuckle and Lemon,
Cherry blossom again?
Colin realized he was holding a darker hand to his face.
“Hey you.” Zoya blushed as she leaned in with a kiss.
“Ummm yeah, that’s my man.” Ashleigh said as she tapped the doctor’s shoulder.
Zoya looked to her left and right and whispered “Our man.”
“Didn’t know you liked nerdy chicks.” Ashleigh said.
“Better nerdy than trashy.” Zoya thought aloud.
“Excuse me, bitch?” Ashleigh glared.
“I’m not walking around the mall dressed like a hooker.” Zoya whispered as she walked back over to Lori.
“Who was that?” The nurse asked.
“The next woman I have to share my boyfriend with….” Zoya whispered “I mean our.”
“She seems kinda old for Colin…” Lori said.
“What are you talking about?” Zoya said as she looked over.
Colin felt a tap in his shoulder, closing his eyes as he took in a big sniff of lilac and citrus oil.
“This is it, this is the one.” Colin sighed as he opened his eyes to his nose inches away from a blushing forty something’s cleavage.
“AHHHHH!” Colin shouted as he fell off the bench and grabbed the bottle, booking it to the checkout.
“Never thought you were a cougar, Chelsea.” Another woman said from behind her.
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‘Okay, one more store Colin, then you can go….’ He thought as he walked into the furniture place.
Shara and Lisa walked off to find a new recliner as Colin finally sat down.
“Excuse me, you mind if I try out that you shaped chair?” A passing brunette asked.
“Excuse me?” Colin asked as the woman sat right in his lap and started grinding on him “Woah Woah Woah, I have a girlfriend!”
“And I have a boyfriend, but I think we can both do better…. name’s Veronica.” She smirked as she pressed her butt against his dick even harder.
Sam suddenly showed up and threw Veronica off of him with a glaring “He’s not interested.”
“Thanks Sam…” Colin smiled, “What brought you here?”
“Angela texted me everything, now let’s get Shara’s new recliner and LEAVE.” Sam frowned.
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Colin and Sam stuffed the box in Lisa’s car as she drove away with Shara blasting some cheesy pop song in the front seat.
“Thank again Sam…” Colin said arms outstretched.
“Just go with your new little hoe, I have patrol tonight.” Sam scowled as she walked away.
Colin sighed as he walked to Ashleigh’s car and lifted up her new loveseat.
“SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIIIIIIIT!!!!” Colin said as the box nearly fell out of the bed of the fuchsia pick up, some grabbing it and pushing it all the way into the truck bed.
“Thanks for the help…” Colin smiled as he opened his eyes to….