As Jeff hit the confirm button, the screen flashed through several loading bars before a confirmation popped up on the screen.
Subject: Jay (Pig’s Anus)
Transformation: Complete
Jeff was immediately ecstatic. Not only was Jay now an anus, but he belonged to some smelly pig! However, almost as quickly as the transformation completed, new text popped up on screen:
Error: Subject Jay (Pig’s Anus) out of range.
Please return subject within range to make further modifications.
Attempting to figure out what had happened, Jeff clicked through multiple dialogues, only to have the same error message continually appear.
“Well shit… the transformation seems to have worked, but I’ve got no idea where Jay is now. Eh, maybe it just needs some time to process everything. Either way, some time as a pig’s arsehole should serve him well.”
Jeff shut down the machine and went about his day.
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Elsewhere, right on the edge of the chronivac’s range, a truck carrying a trailer full of pigs drove by. Suddenly, under the curly pink tail of one of those pig’s its asshole gained consciousness. Having previously been sitting in bed, Jay suddenly found himself puckered up and surrounded by a horrid smell. Despite his immediate panic, he couldn’t so much as twitch his body. Desperately trying to call out for help and assess his surroundings, the poor pig anus was utterly helpless and at the mercy of its smelly owner. Unbeknownst to Jay, his owner was being transported a hundred miles away to a new farm, far from the reach of the machine that granted him this new form.
Much to Jay’s confusion and dread, a lump began to push at the back of his throat, leaving the poor anus desperate and confused. As the pig prepared to shit, Jay was in for the most disgusting shock of his life.