"Ugh, it's like, so over Stacy." Mark huffed as he walked back to his dorm-room.
"Mark... Marky baby please just wait up!" Stacy huffed in a gruff tone.
The two were walking alone on a quiet Thursday night, not long after dinner. Mark was heading back to his dorm since he had class tomorrow, whereas Stacy was just trying to repair their disaster of an evening.
Mark turned around, his eyes looking fierce thanks to the makeup streaks his tears had made.
"Like, what, Stacy?" Mark huffed. "What did you have to say to me?"
"Look I'm sorry, just tell me what I did and I'll apologize." She tried to ask.
Mark then turned, walked into the entrance to his dorm, and shut the door hard. Stacy winced, then sighed. Just then, a jogger came by. She wore only some shorts and a head band, her nipples were a little stiff from the cold, but it was nothing Stacy hadn't seen before.
"Ha, men, am I right?" Stacy shrugged off the awkwardness of the encounter.
"I feel you sis." The girl sighed. "One time, my guy got all emotional because I said I wouldn't love him if he was a worm. Just keep trying, they always say they hate you when they don't."
"For real... uh, Stacy." She said, offering a hand.
"Jennifer. You wanna get a bear girl?" She laughed.
"Yes please." She sighed, following the jogger as the two headed for the bar that always let sophomores and freshmen in.
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"O-ooh fuck, t-that was niceeeee." Steve huffed.
The blonde's hair was curly, and spread out across the bed from the raw dogging he had just received. He was leaning on the woman beside him. She was sweating, but was relaxed, resting on her hands as she held them behind her head. Her breasts leaned slightly to the side, resting slightly on her partner.
"Hell yeah, glad I finally got you to cum baby." She laughed.
"Mmmmm it was so good, my little ass could barley take that big strap on of yours." He giggled. "Ugh, and the way you pound my dick is fucking stellar. How'd you get so good at riding guys?"
"Just gifted I guess." She laughed, huffing. No was was she going to tell him about all the sluts she fucked in college. Guys got so sensitive about that stuff... which reminded her of something. "Ugh, guys have it so easy. Girls gotta deal with all these orgasms distracting us from fucking while the guy just waits for his single big one."
"Oh you women. Really Heather, why do you all always gotta be so tough and feminine." He laughed, before rolling out from under the covers.
He walked over to the bedside dresser, picking up a pink pair of underpants. They were large, and he spent a while slowly sliding them up till they were pulled over his dick, leaving an obvious buldge.
"Damn Kyle, giving me a show again?" Heather laughed before getting up herself.
"Hey I like to tease my girls." He giggled again.
Heather got up and pulled a bra off of her side. It was made of the same material of boxers, looking as if someone had turned a pair of mens briefs into a bra. She also quickly slid on some boxers which warped around her wide hips.
"You want breakfast babe?" Heather asked. "I can make us egg sandwiches?"
Kyle gasped, brushing his long hair aside. "Wow, a woman who can cook? Now I know you're a keeper."
Ha, shut up!" Heather laughed before slapping his ass, causing Kyle to make a small "eep" sound, as the two made their way to the kitchen.
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"O.M.G. He did NOT say that." Jake gawked before taking another sip of his Starbucks Pumpkin Spice latte.
"He did I swear." Greg laughed.
The two men were sitting in their local Starbucks, gossiping away like they did every Friday evening. Jake had just got off waiter duty, so was still dressed for work. He wore his blue dress with the pure white apron, and leggings. His curly red hair tied in a messy bun above his head, and his makeup was still divine. He had heels, though they were sitting below on the floor so he could give his feet a rest while. He sipped away as Greg kept going.
"So I said, John, what do you mean bro?" He stifled another laugh. "And he said "you heard me" in that fake mean guy voice he can do. He then went on to defend SLEEPING with Ms. Hamilton."
Greg then adjusted his top. He was off that day, but still wanted to meet up with his bestie like always. So to time it he went for a jog. His blonde bob was somewhat messy from the running, but otherwise he was put together. He had his purple tank top, and his bright pink yoga pants which really showed off his bulge.
"You're kidding that is RICH coming from him." Jake gawked as he let his hair down.
"Literally, mr. "high and mighty" from high school is totally okay with eating out the boss' pussy under the desk to make it up the corporate ladder." Greg laughed. "He said "it's a woman's world, so to beat the matriarchy you gotta play the game bro" and he meant it! Like don't bro me, first of all, we're not close. And second don't be a total slut and then say it's a ladies problem."
"For real." Jake agreed as he continued to sip. "Honestly, I don't know why you hang out with that asshole."
"Who else am I gonna talk to." Greg sighed. "It's like, all ladies in the finance industry. Ugh, and like most women, they're all pigs. I've had three girls pinch my ass, two "accidentally" cup my balls and another bitch from janitorial straight up won't empty my bins anymore because I wouldn't date her."
"That's so terrible." Jake gasped. "Seriously bro, HR won't do anything?"
"They're all women and keep saying they'll look into it... but I don't mind. One of the security girls is actually sweet and is helping me get all the camera evidence. I've got like 80% at home. I'll make a couple more good paychecks in then sue their asses."
"Right on bro!" Jake laughed. He then checked his phone in his purse and sighed. "Great, I've gotta get back to work in 15 minutes."
"Jake you gotta quit the diner job and get a real career going."
"I will Greg just, once I know for sure what I want." Jake retorted with a sigh. "I don't know."
The two men hugged, then went back to chatting on a lighter note. Nearby, a baby boy dressed in pink was being bottle fed by a man in a dress, two topless construction women walked by the business, and two high school boys were drinking lattes as they talked about girls on their football team... it was just a typical day in this new reversed world.