Alice was screaming her lungs out as she fell. Her attempt to grab the airborne remote has led to Alice falling feet first down the rabbit hole.
"OH GOD! I DON'T WANNA DIE!"
Scared and on the verge of tears, Alice closed her eyes as she braces for impact.
*KAPOOF*
Suddenly, Alice felt a great pull around her waist, accompanied by a loud poofing sound. Opening her eyes, Alice realized that her fall has slowed down considerably. Alice looked down and saw her dress's skirt inflated out, acting as a parachute. Though still in a bit of shock, Alice began breathing a sigh of relief as she continued floating downwards.
"{deep breaths} Oh wow. I'm alive. And all thanks of this wonderful dress. I am never going to complain about being called Alice in Wonderland ever again."
After calming herself down, Alice quickly discovered that the walls of the rabbit hole had changed from dirt to plaster. It was also adorned with various portraits, lamps, furniture and knick-knacks. Alice just stared in awe at her surroundings.
But as she descended further down, Alice found herself growing bored. Looking over her skirt (and her breasts), Alice was unable to see the bottom of the hole. As she searched, Alice's mind started to wonder.
"Well, after this I shalt think nothing of falling downstairs. Why, I could jump off a building and be perfectly fine. {blinks a few times} Wait, what? Why would I be thinking that? It would be really dumb to- {smack} OW!"
Something small had hit Alice on top of her head and was sliding on her skirt. She looked and saw the remote just as it slid off.
"OH CRAP! THE REMOTE!"
Alice looked over her skirt and saw it falling fast. Panicking, Alice began flailing her limbs about to try and go after it, but her speed remained unchanged. Alice soon gave up and cursed under her breath.
"God damnit. Now what do I do? I can't reach it while I'm stuck ... floating."
Alice then got a crazy idea and placed her hands on her skirt. She pressed down on it, causing the skirt to deflate. This led to Alice rapidly falling down the hole like before.
"WHY DID I THINK THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA? AAAHHHHH!"
Alice's fall didn't last long however, as she had finally reached the bottom. Thankfully for Alice, she had landed on a pile of leaves. Getting up and dusting the leaves off, Alice remembered the remote and frantically started searching for it.
"Where is it? Where is it?" Alice said out loud.
"Excuse me miss, is this what you're looking for?" Came a nearby voice.
Alice turned and saw The White Rabbit holding the remote, much to her relief.
"Oh, thank you very much. If you could just-"
Suddenly The White Rabbit's watch went off, causing him to panic.
"Ah! I'm late!"
The White Rabbit unintentionally puts the remote away and runs off. Alice is left in shock and disbelief by what has occurred.
"Are ... You ... Freaking ... KIDDING ME?"
Filled with unbridled rage, Alice rapidly races towards The White Rabbit, hoping to get the remote back and finally go home.