Alice was in a bad predicament indeed. The tiny gold key she needed to open the small pink door was on top of a glass table. But due to Alice's shrunken form, the once waist high table now appeared to be as tall as a 7-story building.
"How am I supposed to get the remote back now when I'm so small? I'll be stuck inside my TV, as Alice in Wonderland, forever." Alice sulkily said.
Soon, the hopeless of the situation became too much for Alice to bear and she began to cry. But after several seconds, Alice suddenly stopped crying and gave herself a stern talking to.
"Now see here, Miss Alice. This is no way for a young lady to behave. Now stop crying this instant!"
Alice then blinked a few times as she realizes what she had done.
"Okay, that was weird. And that's saying something considering- Huh, when did you show up?"
At that moment, Alice noticed a small (relative to her current height) yellow box had appeared right in front of her. Picking the box up, Alice opened it and saw some cookies inside. She pulled one out and noticed that it was labeled 'EAT ME' in light blue frosting. Alice then came to a conclusion.
"Alright then, guess I have no choice but to eat it. But I'll need to be careful and not get too big."
Alice placed the box back down and then took a small nibble from the cookie. Then Alice patiently waits. But half a minute goes by with no change to her size. Alice starts getting annoyed by this point.
"Okay, why isn't this working? I should've gotten bigger by now. So, what gives? This is just like what happened with the bottle and the key ... ... Wait a minute! I drank the bottle while holding the key and nothing happened. But when I put the key back on the table, {gasps} THAT'S WHEN I SHRANK! {snaps fingers} I GET IT NOW! This program I'm in was meant to follow the story the way it was intended. And since I'm playing the role of Alice in Wonderland, I have to experience the story the same way the real Alice did. Which means ... {looks at cookie and groans} I'm gonna need to get a whole lot bigger."
Reluctantly, Alice places the whole cookie in her mouth and chews it. Alice then swallows the cookie whole and waits.
"There, I ate the whole damn thing. Now I should be growing any second now- OH!"
Suddenly, Alice found herself expanding to about 2 feet tall. The rush of growth had caused Alice to stretch her legs out in front of her. But before she could properly react however, Alice suddenly started growing again, this time to around 5 feet tall. And then she had another growth spurt, which brought Alice up to 9 feet tall. And then she grew again, to 14 feet tall. Each time she grew, Alice would instinctively yelp out "OH!". Fortunately, Alice stopped growing altogether at exactly 20 feet. Unfortunately, that final growth spurt had caused Alice's head to bump into the ceiling.
"OW! MY HEAD!" Alice said as she rubbed the top of her head.
Alice then began looking around her surroundings, noting that she had nearly filled up the whole room. But during her search, Alice could no longer see the table anywhere, much less the key.
"Oh great! I'm too big to move and I can't find the key. What do I do now?"
Overwhelmed, Alice began to feel depressed and started crying again. But due to her massive size, Alice's tears were now as big as beachballs and had started flooding the whole room. And once again, Alice gave herself a stern talking to.
"Well, now you've done it. Such a great big girl, yet you insist on crying. You should be ashamed of yourself."
Confused and angry, Alice began talking back at, well, herself.
"Oh, give me a break. I mean, what the f*** was I-"
"{gasps} HOW DARE YOU! YOU WILL NOT SPEAK SUCH WORDS ANYMORE!"
*SMACK*
Alice then finds herself in both shock and surprise that she actually slapped her own the face. She could still feel the tremors from the impact all over her head. In fact, they were at their strongest around her scalp.
"I ... I can't believe I just Flippin did that. What's wrong with me?"
But before she can ponder on this any further, Alice saw some small (again, relative to her current height) glowing objects floating in the pool of her own tears. She picked them up and realized that they were a pair of white gloves and a white folding fan. Feeling pretty warm, Alice started fanning herself with the tiny fan and immediately felt much better.
"Ahh, that's what I- What the hey!"
Alice suddenly realized that the glow from the fan and gloves was now covering to her hands and moving up her arms. She let go of the items, but the glow remained and continued to spread. The items in turn were now hovering in the air and growing larger. Before Alice could react, the gloves flew towards her hands, fitting perfectly on them. Then the fan opened up into a complete circle and flew up Alice's skirt (much to her embarrassment), transforming into an extra layer of petticoats for her dress. At this point, Alice was completely surrounded by the glow.
"How very curious. What's going to- OH MY GOODNESS!"
It was then that Alice noticed that she was shrinking, as her body rapidly moved away from the walls and sink deeper into the pool. Soon Alice finds herself underwater as she tries swimming towards the surface. When she breaches it, Alice discovers that she is no longer in the room. Instead, she's now in an ocean. Looking around, Alice sees a shoreline up ahead and swims for it.
"Oh dear. I do wish I hadn't cried so much." Alice remarks.