"Mr. Jones? Jeff and Amy have an extraordinary show and tell project for the school!" their teacher said to the principal.
"Miss River, what is wrong with your face?!" he exclaimed.
"OH, well their show and tell was their ability to paint faces, so I thought it would be cute if they painted me as a deer. I feel so wild and free with my new look; don't you just love it? You should let them demonstrate on you at assembly!"
The whole school filed into the gym for their morning assembly. Mr. Jones picked up her mic and called Jeff and Amy down to the floor. "Ladies and gentlemen, we have a very special presentation today from Jeff and Amy. They are demonstrating their face painting abilities, and I am amazed at how talented they are! What do you think, should I let them do their show and tell on me?!"
"YESSSSS!!! WHHHOOOOOOOOO!" the crowd roared.
"Well, since you guys are clowns, maybe you should make me a mime. How does that sound?" Mr. Jones asked Jeff.
"Sure!" Jeff said. "We can do that!" He pulled out the paints and painted Mr. Jones' face pure white.
Amy painted on his eyebrows, put some black lines coming off his eyes, and painted his lips black. "Now remember Mr. Jones, now that we've turned you into a mime you can't speak anymore; you'll need to let us take over assembly from here!"