My name is Jacob & I have two roommates; Victoria & Molly. Molly is a weirdo. Let me explain. When Molly got tired of trying to find shoes for her feet she had her feet remodeled into vixen (female fox) paws so she never would need to wear shoes or socks again. That seemed like a crazy way to get out of it. It was no one's fault she wore Size 14 Wide Shoes. When we lost water do to a main break somewhere one spring her solution was to get her whole lower body remodeled into a vixen (female fox) so she could potty outside legally. Then when we lost heat one winter do to our furnace dying her solution was to get her upper half remodeled into a vixen (female fox). Molly turned herself into an anthromorphic vixen. Crazy. She then got rid of all her clothes sense she didn't have to wear anything being an animal now. Molly is crazy.
So on to today.
Molly threw on her employee ID which is on a black cord around her neck. She works at the local pet store. I think it's funny the looks & questions she gets. It's odd for an anthromorphic animal to work at a pet store. Victoria turned to me & asked if I could take her to the Animalia Transformation Center. She wanted to get herself remodeled into a feral griffin. I was actually shocked. I thought she was the normal one. I of course said "Sure." Victoria told me she had to get ready as she stood up & left the room. She returned soon totally naked (to my shock). "Ok I'm ready." I replied to that "You want to go naked?" Victoria responded to me "I won't be able to wear anything once I become a feral griffin." I had to admit that would be true. So we two left the apartment & headed out to my car. I drove Victoria to the Animalia Transformation Center trying not to look at her. SoonI arrived & we got out & headed into the building. Victoria told them her name & they replied "Right this way." Seemed she had an appointment. They took her back & after a few minutes a feral griffin came back. The front half of it's body was bird (eagle I think) & the back half was lion. "Victoria that you?" The griffin nodded followed by a head shake of no. The employee informed me her name was now Featherfur. "That's..." I started to say but got a cross look from her. I then said with a smile "A great name." This seemed to please her. (I think the name sucks btw). I was informed that Molly was legally Featherfur's owner. "An anthromorphic vixen owning a feral griffin? Odd." I commented. I was then given a list of instructions for Featherfur. I took it & left the building. We got back to the car & I read the instructions. Featherfur was legally an animal & was to treated as that. She was also legally a pet. I looked to Featherfur in the backseat & told her "I'm going to treat you like a dog from now on. You understand that?" The griffin squawked back. "Pure animal vocal cords?" I asked. She nodded. [She went all the way apparently.] I thought sighing. So now I live with an anthromorphic vixen & a feral female griffin.
My roommates are so damn weird.
I'm so glad I'm the one who pays the bills with my job.
The End.