You really just wanted to get all of this over with and go home, but you weren't going to stop getting sloppy about it. As you made your way through central command, it was clear that the critter you'd come in for had gotten to whatever researchers the gangsters had brought in to study it. There were horny babes all over wearing glasses, lab coats, and nothing else. Fending them off and looking at their computers, you did a quick check to see if there were any unique creatures on this planet anyone would be upset over losing if you just rigged the whole place to blow on your way out. Handily enough, it seemed like the space gangsters had a similar idea, and they'd already packed some rare birds and hoppy little weirdos into cages to export. You could just snag those on your way out and load them onto your ship.
Turned out the critter you were here for had grown a whole lot, and really developed a hell of a talent for turning any living thing it found into a total hottie. You'd have thought someone would need a whole intact body to be turned into a total sexy babe, but this critter had managed to crack that big fish tank, and here you were face to face with what you could only describe as some sort of... MILF brain.
She was still just kind of made of... brain stuff, which was a little weird, all lobes and so on, but you know, person-shaped. With gazongas half the size of the spaceship you road in on, and a set of hips so wide she'd never be able to leave this room. And being locked in here alone, she was also just absolutely out of her mind horny, and you'd looked just about the right size to grab and stuff up between her legs. As she lunged for you, the critter you'd came here for came rushing out to get in the way. That really surprised you. It was still a horrible space monster, but apparently it recognized you enough to want to protect you. Unfortunately, it wasn't really built for it. The hot sexy single filling the whole area had long razor sharp nails and tore the poor thing in half the same way most of those critters' victims tore off their clothes when it changed them. All that weird slime inside it rained down on you in a gross sticky flood, and had some super weird interaction with your suit. Your breasts grew even more, real hyper-sized, and your gun reconfigured into something that looked like a T-shirt cannon that just launched... well, industrial-sized "personal massagers" when you fired it.
It only took a few of those to leave the MILF brain too preoccupied to deal with you, but as her legs started twitching she kicked some computers that seemed kind of important, and a big countdown started. You took the back way out, passing out shuddering rockets to all the space gangsters turned sex-crazed maniacs between you and the exit, and making a quick stop to grab those rare endangered species on the way out.
You strapped the cage full of critters down in what little space you had in your cockpit, and got to work powering down your kinky "upgrades" as your engines warmed up. That critter goo was everywhere and you'd need to shower off once you left orbit, give your suit a good cleansing too. You were back to normal once you'd deactivated everything though, and the scrubbers were doing their job.
However, after plotting your course and hopping in the shower, you noticed a weird tingle. As you lathered up your hair grew out, your chest and hips swelled, and groping around, your manhood was shrinking. On the off chance it was the soap, you immediately rinsed off. Then you checked on those animals. As you reached in to pet them, they started getting curvier too.
Slowly it dawned on you that this must be some sort of side effect of that critter getting splattered all over you. Maybe it was altering your body, giving you the same powers and weaknesses it possessed. You'd gone from hunter to quarry or something. Surely this would lead to a lot more self-questioning and maybe a little body horror in all your future adventures! For now though, you just had to be really careful not to touch yourself. Maybe get some gloves.
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