You look at the remote and notice that under it is a piece of paper carefully folded. Taking it out from under it, you began to read.
"I know that you messed with this remote earlier. It's of great importance that you be careful with it so that you don't do anything stupid like I did. Don't try to use it unless it's an emergency, if I hadn't caught it in time, you would have been seeing life diferently from inside the women's section in the mall..."
You stopped there for a moment. This girl had to be nuts. You would never be caught dead in the woman's section. It's not that you're insecure with your masculinity, it's just that it would be ridiculous. A guy in the women's section:
"Hi, can I help you try on this bra? And, oh, this crotchless thong would look exquisite on you. Now let's get you to the dressing room so you can put them on. Oh, and don't worry the pain in the crotch is completely normal."
You laugh at the thought of wearing a thong with your balls and penis sticking out painfully.
Getting back on focus you continue to read the note.
"...Do not let anyone get a hold of it. I would keep it with me but it's too dangerous to risk it falling out in public. By the way, I am at the mall to replace these clothes (They smell like ashy). Oh, and don't worry about me going out by myself, I'm not as defenseless as you might think."
You want to run after her but than again, you don't want some crazy little girl running around with you so you hesitate.