You decide that you're probably better off without her, you've never been very caring about other people. You go back to the remote and look at it none of the buttons are labelled, except for a bright red one that says 'DANGER! Do Not Press! results of pressing include rips in the space time continuum and other unbelievably terrifying events that are too gruesome for most to handle. You look on the remote, though the buttons aren't labelled the colors do vary and they each have a distinct shape. Some of the buttons look like animal heads though you're not completely sure which ones are which. Others look like sculptures and paintings while others seem to show parts of the body or clothing such as panties, boxers, etc. Then there are two buttons near the bottom, one of which shows a cane and the other a pacifier.
Out of curiosity, you press one of the buttons. It was the...