"My oh my! Not so tough looking now!"
The fairy giggles and boops your nose. You grumble and try to protest.
"Why!? I helped you!"
"And I helped you! You look much better this way."
"You say that now..."
If the fairy thought that having a kid was easy you were going to show her how hard it was till she was ready to turn you back.
"You sillyhead! My sister was just like you! Jimmy Hoffa was her human name. Eventually she learned to enjoy her new life."
This was too much for you. What else was going to happen today?
Almost as if relishing your confusion the fairy said.
" But this petal here." And at this proclamation the fairy sat down, and grabbed the petal, and you were disturbed to find you could feel it--perhaps it was like a dress that covered your body-- and you could the fairy carress your wings. "Is mine. I put it here" She pointed proudly at herself.
And to your horror, the voice of Dio, a dick who had stolen your highschool sweatheart, said.
"And I put the pollen"
"What!" You shrieked so highly the fairies covered their ears. "You-" You pointed at the fairy. "You could have left me male!"
At this point the fairy picks you up by the wings and you try to sway and hit her but you find instead sparks flowing uncontrollably from your fingers doing nothing. You spit at the fairy in a bit of rage.
The fairy wipes her forehead.
"Always a handful! But this deal goes two ways!" And she closes in on you.
"IF you think I am giving you up you are wrong Missy. Let Lilith be your new name! We fairies are long-lived and once a mother daughter bond has been established it cannot be broken."
You gulped realizing the fairy was not just going to give you up. You were hoping to escape, but if she really had bonded like a mother to you she would not be willing to let you go. But you decided to test it.
"Right." You drawled,and you felt as if you were channelling a trickster.
"But mommy, I hardly know anything about you! Not even your full name."
She closes in, you were hoping that either you could use the full name to control her with your nascent magic, or...
But right as she closes in you bit her in the ear.
She is furious, and you cannot help but laugh. Maybe she will backtrack now.
"See if I care!"
She says,and a part of you, which you think might be your new fairy instincts, tell you she does not really mean this, which is alarming, but you see she has turned her back to you,pretending to leave you alone.
"Really, you are leaving me alone?!"
The fairy thinks she will punish you by going away.
"Sure! You have been a brat I will leave you here while I go back to city and look for a new daughter, a more respectful and grateful one!"
Dio nods his head.
"You promise?" You were not sure why you felt so mischievous when you said this, or why you felt the need to say it like that but when the fairy replies.
"Of course!" You smile, cruelly, feeling like a fox, the white glinting off your brand new teeth and bolt.
The fairy pales realizing she now has to go back to the city before looking for you. Fairy promises cannot be broken!
You fly far and fast. You wings wobble and you