"We will!", two young boys said together as they worked their way through the crowd to Madame Illusia's stage. "We're Dan and Stan, identical twelve year old boys who are tired of being identical", the twins said together. Madame asked, "Which one of you was born first?" To which Stan replied, "I'm the oldest, ma'am!" Madame Illusia then asked, "Do you know what type of transformation you'd like?" and Dan said, "Well....we're not really sure, but we'd like to be opposite somehow." "Yeah!", replied Stan. "Here's what I'm going to do. Stan, since you are the oldest, I'm going to give you some choices to choose from. After you've made a choice, you get to decide how much of a difference that choice will make you. However if you don't make a choice, I'll send you and your brother back into your mother's womb to be born in nine months from now as girls, got it", asked Madame Illusia. Both boys grew worried as their mother, in the audience, began to panic. "Boys, listen up! These are Stan's choices.", said Madame