God was not what Josh expected God to look like.She had six foot long curved razor sharp teeth for one thing.As she finished stroking the scales of her pet Leviathon she noticed all the humans popping up in heaven due to Jills activities.
She slowly lowered her reptillian snout to the floor and gave Josh a cold stare with her slitted reptillian eyes.
Then she swung around and got back to rubbing Leviathons belly scales.
God was a dragon and she was very big.
Josh decided kneeling when your in the prescence of your creator might be a good idea.he got down on his knees.
He looked over at Leviathon,or the Midgard World Serpent as some people called him.A lot of books referred to Gods pet as a dragon.Thus it wasn't really that surprising that God was a wyrm herself.
Josh made a choking noise and spoke up"oh,mighty shade,a boon i ask of thee,grey spirit...."
God spoke up"wrong speech,thats for getting turned into a armenian werewolf"
She spoke with bells in her voise,and the scent of fresh perfumed roses filled the air
Then some dust bunny under Leviathons scales came lose and she sneezed
"ah ah ah choooosssssssssssshhhh"and a blast of flame burst out of her maw and spluttered into the atmosphere
God knew eveything and saved Josh the embarrasement of making a fool of himself in front of God
"Listen Josh,I know you want to return to your old life and body,but its too late for that now"
She snapped her talons and Leviathon rolled over and coiled his body into a loop
A image appeared
Aliens were running things
Humans weren't
"tell you what I'll do for you Josh and the others.The Xenomorphs natural host is not quite what you'd imagine it would be.It has a long stalk,strong outer covering,strong inner shielding,its always hungry so it can support itself and its parasite.It likes to live in damp underground caverns,and cuz of its solitary lifestyle,it can lay its own self fertile eggs"
"how would you and the others like to be that Host Josh"
"or would you rather be this"
An image of a alien bursting out of a screaming human showed up in Leviathons loop
"oh yes oh yes please make us betther then THAT"
went the crowd
God smiled"fine,but you'll have to start near the beginning"
The last sight Josh saw before God snapped her claws was hosts of angels lifting up her scales and washing and perfuming Gods skin
Then heaven faded out
And Earth snapped back in
As well as the knew knowledge
Josh fluttered her wings as she suddenly popped into existence in the hive.She felt an intense wave of hunger and spat her flame at a nearby fly buzzing by.The little six inch dragon swooped in an claimed her smoking meal
Then she flew to a nearby ledge where other tiny dragons were starting to settle.
The drones ignored her.With her black armoured scales and hive scent on her body,she was just a natural part of the hive.
Jill sensed the hundreds of tiny fluttering things.It was just like home.In a decade or two Josh and the rest of her kin would play their part in the Directive.