Jeff figured getting to know his neighbor Mars was as good a place as any. If he remembered right from school Mars was still in the zone liquid water could exist so his humans would be fine, things would be colder for a bit. Frankly given how much this global warming was making him sweat he could use a bit of cooling off. He tried “swimming” through space but that didn’t seam to do anything aside from destroy the cities and towns in his armpits, elbows, and knees.
Eventually Jeff realized he could get around by thinking about the direction he wanted to go in and his body would float over there.
He focused on Mars and began drifting towards her, his moon being dragged along with him in his gravity.
Using this method he reached Mars in about 15 minutes give or take. Which was very impressive given it was supposed to take rovers and satellites months.
Getting closer to Mars Jeff realized she was exactly his type. Dark tan skin ripping with muscle and red hair in a pixie cut. Add to that she was totally naked and it was no wonder he was diamond hard. Jeff wondered how someone even worked out in a place like this but figured it didn’t really matter much. The result was a stunning tomboy and Jeff wasn’t complaining. She was currently facing away from him, so he took the opportunity to adjust his hair, orient himself so they were both “right side up” essentially, bat a few satellites out of his face and clear his throat. He though about hiding his boner, but decided against it since their wasn’t anywhere to really hide it, and any attempt to would look suspicious given everything here aside from the sun and moons seamed to be naked. He saw his moon playing with Phobos and Deimos and figured how was as good a time as any to lay down a pick up line.
“Are you Mars? Because I’d like to explore your body with Curiosity.”