Ty watched as Landon, who had so nicely given him his power back, slowly mutated into a pig. A pig with a very big dick, but a pig all the same. Now Mark and Landon were boars, June was a sow, and Dustin was a tiny piglet and he controlled them all. Ty cackled with power. "You're all pigs! You're all my pigs! Hahahahaha!"
His laughter started to die, however, when he heard applause behind him and turned around to see a smiling woman with black hair and a green dress. "Oh well done. Well done indeed!" she complimented Ty.
Ty was beginning to get suspicious. He'd wished that the Reaper and all other spiritual beings would overlook this, and now here this bitch was, complimenting him, but he knew she was up to something. "I wish you were a pig too!" cried Ty.
The woman stood there and grinned. "Sorry, doesn't work on me."
Ty was getting furious. "What!? It's my power! I came back from being pigshit and that dude's familiar! It damn well better work!"
"Oh don't be cross, Ty dear," the woman said, looking concerned. "Don't you have a kiss for your own mother?"
"My..." Ty looked at her dumbfounded. "My mom?"
She smiled. "In the flesh. Again. I'm the Enchantress Circe." She pinched his cheek. "Oh, and I'm so glad to see you've gotten the hang of the pig spell. When I was your age, I was turning whole villages into pigs." She looked at Mark, June, Dustin and Landon. "But a 'Never be anything else' curse? Oh, that's far too limiting."
"But it's my power!" Ty cried in protest.
"It was mommy's power first," Circe replied. "Besides which, why have someone be a piglet forever, when with just a little bit of trouble, they can be pulled pork?"
She pointed her finger at Dustin and the piglet levitated in the air, squealing in horror as flames shot out of her fingertip, roasting him alive, and then invisible hands striped the meat off the bones as barbecue sauce appeared from nothingness along with a cheery Greek patio table with a Cinzano umbrella. Circe waved her hand and pita bread appeared to put Dustin-meat into and she sat down at the table. "Come, eat, tell me what my little boy has been doing all these years. I simply MUST know...."
"I'm gay," Ty said quickly, hoping to shock her.
Circe only smiled. "So's half of Sparta, but come, tell me something interesting. What else have you done with your power?" She picked up a Dustin-pulled-pork-pita sandwich and began to take dainty bites.