"Can you help me?" A lady's voice rang out from the back of the audience of mostly men and boys. "Umm, sure, come on up!", said Madame Illusia. A portly woman in her thirties made her way up through the crowd up to the stage dragging with her a disgruntled looking teen aged boy wearing long hair, black skinny jeans with holes in the knees, and a T-shirt featuring a band Madame had never heard of before. "My child here is an unruly trouble maker.....and look at him, his clothes are dirty and ragged. Can you do something with him...PLEASE!!!", the woman rambled on. "What would you like me to do with him?", asked Madame Illusia. "I don't know! If he were a child, I'd be able to discipline him. If he were a baby, he'd stay out of trouble. If he were a girl, maybe he'd have better hobbies to entertain him. Honestly, I don't really care what you do with him.....I just want him to stay out of trouble!!!", the woman demanded. Madame Illusia didn't know who this woman was, but Madame clearly saw that while it seemed like the son was indeed a troublemaker, it seemed like his troublesome ways stemmed from his mother somehow and so went about to "discipline" the mother through changing her son as the mother requested somehow. Should the son be a boy-crazed catholic school girl ready to slip out her window for a night of sex? Should the boy be mentally regressed to a younger age so that he'll stay out of trouble, but need constant care? Or perhaps, maybe he should be physically and mentally regressed into a baby who cries and needs its needs met at the most inopportune times possible. Perhaps, any combination of the three would suffice. Madame spent some time wondering until she came upon her conclusion......