Heather’s mom: Now Heather, Babies need diapers and you’re clearly acting like one, so, from now on, you’ll be my little baby, I already ordered onesies in your size and I unenrolled you from high school and you go to daycare again
Heather: but mom, you’re ruining my life
Heather: oh, and from now on, you are to call me mommy from now on, you understand?
Heather: yes mommy
Heather was so embarrassed that she was blushing redder than a tomato, everyone was looking, she noticed she had to poop so she told her mom and this was her response
Heather’s Mom: you have a diaper on sweetie, just poop in that
Heather was embarrassed as she already peed in the diaper and that was more than enough so she just sat in the cart doing the potty dance