You feel a light touch on your shoulder, causing you to spin around quickly. You see a gorgeous woman, 5'6" tall, 120 lbs. She has piercing green eyes and raven-black hair down to the middle of her shoulders. She's dressed in a black evening gown, which shows off her cleavage quite nicely.
"Oh shit!" you say suddenly,"I'm sorry...look, I didn't know anyone lived here...I was lost and I uhh..."
"Shhh," she says, putting a finger to your lips. "Everyone comes here for a reason." She steps in closer, sniffing your neck.
"Uhh...yeah," you say, confused. "So anyway...do you have a phone? I was really hoping to find a phone, and I'm not seeing one here"