"All rise for the honorable Judge Judgment." At this the crowd stands up as he enters the room and sits on the throne, then beckons the crowd to sit.
"First Case: Ted Williams vs. Circe." The bailiff announces as the doors to the court room open and two people enter. The camera zooms in on first one then the other. The first one is Circe who is a gorgeous woman wearing a Greek toga. The second person is... a donkey?! Each one walks to their side of the courtroom and waits for the trial to begin.
"Circe you are here today in response to the lawsuit filed by Mr. Ted Williams here," Judge Judgment says pointing to the donkey. "He claims that you used magical powers to change him into a donkey and now he is seeking compensation for emotional and physical damages. How do you respond to these charges?"
Circe clears her throat and says, "It's true I turned him into a donkey, but I didn't emotionally or physically damage him."
Judge Judgment nods and turns to the donkey. "Mr. Ted Williams please tell the court exactly what happened on the day you were turned into a donkey."
The donkey nods and opens it's mouth to speak, but all that comes out is a bunch of braying. "HHHEEEEHHHAAAWWW!"
Judge Judgment shakes his head and says, "Circe will you please restore Mr. Ted William's ability to speak?" Circe nods and snaps one of her fingers and suddenly the donkey's wild braying turns into English.
Ted the donkey clears his throat and says, "Thank you. As I was saying, this all began with a trip to Pleasure Island..."