"Well," said Mr. Ted Williams the Donkey, "I set out to go to Pleasure Island."
"But he ended up on my island by mistake," Circe interrupted.
"Please explicate," Judge Judgement requested.
"Certainly," Circe said readily. "I'm on my island when suddenly this jackass appears going 'Where are the peepshows? Where are the cigars? I wan't to get into a fistfight and play pool!' so I simply turn him into a real jackass and teleport him here to Pleasure Island."
Judge Judgement turned to Ted Williams the Donkey. "What exactly is your complaint? That she turned you into a donkey?"
"No!" wailed the donkey. "I wanted to be a donkey--that's why I set out to find Pleasure Island. But this cruel witch turned me into a donkey INSTANTLY." He shuddered in horror from the tips of his long ears to the tuft of his tail. "I wanted to savor slowly being transformed into a donkey. None of this *POOF* you're a donkey business. And now that I'm here on Pleasure Island, it's not as if I can be slowly transformed into a donkey when I already am one!"
Circe smirked. "Usually, I turn people into animals to torment them, or because it's fitting, but when you find some idiot who wants to be an animal, well, you do what you have to. Besides which, on my island, I'm the law, so he has no grounds to sue me here on Pleasure Island for what I did there. And as for Pleasure Island, I don't believe that mental OR physical cruelty are illegal here."
Judge Judgement nodded. "Argued persuasively. The court finds in favor of Circe. However, as it is illegal to not suffer some form of transformation on Pleasure Island, our ruling is that Circe will become a little girl for her stay here, but then decide on a new transformation for Mr. Williams. However, it must involve donkeys, and if it doesn't, she will stay a little girl forever."
The beautiful sorceress suddenly shrank down into a cute little Grecian girl who squealed with delight. "Ooh, that's easy! Donkeys make great pinatas! I'll turn him into a donkey-shaped pinata and let him feel every blow as I pound him with a stick until he explodes!"
Ted Wiliams the Donkey suddenly became Ted Willaims the living donkey pinata which Circe beat to death, slowly and painfully, until he exploded. Candy flew everywhere, and through the magical power of Wonkavision, flew out of the television sets of everyone watching.