Your boyfriend Jacob had asked you to come over to his place. He said he had something to talk to you about. You arrived at his place which was a cabin in the forest. You got out of your car & knocked on his door. Jacob answered the door & you went inside. "So what you want to talk about?" You asked wondering. "It's best I show you." Jacob replied taking off his robe; the only thing he was wearing. You were surprised to see he had no privates at all. He then got down on his knees & reached behind him & you heard something. To your further surprise he took off his skin as if it was a one piece costume; his skin was a costume! And what was revealed was shocking. A large green snake with arms & a long tail instead of legs. The snake creature that was Jacob stretched as his face fully pushed out to a snout. "You're a snake!" You yelled shocked. He nodded with a "This is the real me. Can you love me as I really am? A snake?" "Of course." You told him. Jacob seemed shocked by your answer. "Really?" He asked surprised. "Yes you silly snake." You answered nodding with a chuckle. Jacob then said "You must excuse me. I'm hungry." He turned & started slithering for the kitchen. You now saw he was nearly 8 foot long. [How did he fit his whole body in that human costume? And how did he walk when he doesn't have legs?] You thought wondering. "You going to get something to eat?" You asked him guessing . "Yes. And I don't want you to watch me eat. I don't want to disgust you." Jacob answered. "You don't want me to see you swallowing food whole like the snake you are?" You asked guessing. He answered nodding "No." as he opened the freezer & pulled out a whole ham. He took it over to the microwave, put it in, set a time, closed it & started it. "I do want to see you eat." You told him. The microwave made a sound as it finished & he turned back to you & asked puzzled "You actually want to watch me eat?" You nodded. "But I swallow food whole. It's disgusting to watch." He told you. You shook your head no saying "No it's not." He turned back to the microwave & opened it & pulled out the ham. He sighed turning back around to face you saying "If you really want to watch me eat I won't stop you. Don't be scared or anything when I unhinge my jaws to swallow this. This is how we snakes eat." He brought the ham up to his head & began to open his mouth. It now dawned on you that you never saw Jacob eat before. And now you knew why.