Looks like you are the cutest guy in the world... Cute indeed, as you are now a puppy! A Bernese puppy! Oh no! You might be very cute indeed - the cutest - for girls, but this is not what you wanted! Not at all! You try to speak out your disarray but only whines and tiny barks come out of your throat. Your vocal cords - the human ones at least - are altered too much to speak out and explain your predicament, your horrible predicament. You don't want to stay a dog! Eating dog food, relieving yourself in public, staying at home all day without video games or other human pleasures... No thanks! Besides, the idea of having only female dogs to have intercourse with is nauseating to say the least. And that's if you don't get your testicles removed. The idea of being neutered put you in a state of panic, understandably so. The mere notion is terrifying! You have to do something! Quick! Reverse the wish, change it...
Then you get an idea. You need to toss a coin intro the well again and make another wish. Easier said than done ads you have to dig through your clothes in a pile and find your wallet. Then open it by seizing the zipper in your tiny teeth. Good think there are sharp though... You finally find a coin and push it into the well, hearing the splash as you reiterate the wish, adding that you want to be human. Better be more careful.
"I wish to be the cutest HUMAN guy!" you think.
Luckily, the wish works at once and you feel yourself changing. Your fur disappears. Your snout becomes a mouth. Your teeth go from sharp to flat. Until... Until they disappear altogether. What the...? You then notice that your skin is soft, and hairless. And that you have a lot of fat. But your hands and feet are pudgy. And your penis tiny, alongside a scrotum sack that is a mere underdeveloped set of bald testicles. You feel weak and without any muscles. And the world remained tall and big and looming... Uh-oh...
And you can here someone - or something- coming too...