You plummet towards the hard ground. You shout. You see the ground rushing towards you. You can feel already your bones smashing and your internal organs flattening and bleeding out. You'll die as a chimp flat as a pancake and you tell yourself it's not fair, that you did not deserve such an end. Of course, the fact that you raped and killed a girl does not enter your mind for a single second. You were always a selfish that way.
But you do not smash into the ground. Suddenly, the fall stops utterly. You are left dangling from something. Something that turns out to be vines. You try to get out of these plants while not careening to the forest floor once again but it soon turned out that the more you move, the more you get entangled. You are quickly incapable of moving, entangled for good. You growl and see Tarzan sliding down deftly and swiftly to stare and laugh at you. Of course he's agile, unlike you with your new clumsy stupid ape-like body. Tarzan laughs out loud, pointing at you. You then understand he let you fall into the vines on purpose. You curse at him but unfortunately only simian grunts and growls come out of your mouth. The vile...
"Tarzan know you not real ape!" chortles proudly Tarzan. "Tarzan smart! Tarzan know! You bad, bad man! You cannot be friend of Tarzan! Your kingdom send bad men to kingdom of Tarzan! You bad man so Tarzan punish you! Tarzan not like bad men! Tarzan know you have to get punishment!"
The jungle man reaches into a pouch hanging from his loincloth. Your blood runs cold. What is this idiot going to do? What does he have in mind? What is going to happen to you?