You squirm and kick in the employee's arms, because she has a firm grip, and also you are now so feeble... You must be only one-year-old now, if two. You also have the sinking feeling that you are not the only one to whom the employees of the store has done that... It seems that all of the costumes must be magical. Or maybe you really got unlucky? Either way, you cannot be the sole one to whom this crazy thing has happened. Besides, your clothes have morphed further. You are now sporting tiny shoes resembling Mary Janes with frilly socks, and a light pink dress with puffy sleeves and short enough to show your diapered butt. Your hair with its curls and baby blue bows is the epitome of old-fashioned baby girl or baby doll. You're all frills and bows. Ugh! You were a frat guy earlier! So this cannot be happening. It's utterly humiliating.
"Now you calm down," chides the employee. "You picked up the costume and I can tell you this life will be better for you. You were a colege boy in a fraternity. Rife for trouble. Now, you'll live a happy life away from worries and troubles. Away from disgusting filthy habits of drugs and drinking. Besides, you will make a couple very, very happy. Isn't it great?"
At these words, you kick even more but it is no use. That's not what you want! That’s not the life that you want! You're a guy in college and that's how you want it to keep your life. You even start bawling.
"Is that a way to show yourself to your new parents?" scolds gently the employee. "You'll loose your memories soon anyway. Afterwards, you will only have your head full of sweet bubbly thoughts. Yes, soon you'll just be sugar, spice and everything nice."
This is even worse! You have no desire to have your memories and replaced by that of a sappy little girl! But the employee crosses a door, that gives way to another room, with closed doors.
"Your new parents are two homosexual men that chose costumes to live in a world of eternal sitcom. But they want a little girl so, so much. Good thing you were the one that finally picked the costume!"
While you continue your crying, she goes through the double-doors and you barely see two clean-looking men before the most muscular one who hugs you tenderly and kisses you and tells you that he's so happy to have you in his family. It looks like you've been adopted for real...