On both sides, he typed ‘Katie and Her Mom’. Then in the left box typed ‘Disposal of Jenny’s Body’, but on the right side, it took him a second to think. He needed to swap the disposal of Jenny with the disposal of something he could take. Then he remembered something that he and Jenny had used weeks ago. He had bought the two of them a blowup sex doll to play around with. It was just for fun while he had snuck into her room through the window. Admittedly, it was low quality, and popped while they were having fun. They just threw its remains under Jenny’s bed and forgot about it.
Jeff input in the right box ‘Disposal of Jenny’s Blowup Doll’ and pressed swap. He ran back inside, and bumped into Katie.
“So, what did you forget?”
“Oh, I guess it was nothing. Anyway, more importantly,” he gestured at Jenny’s corpse, still on the couch, “When do you guys plan to have Jenny’s funeral.”
From behind Katie, Jenny’s mom raised her head, “Funeral? Why would we need to do that?”
Katie looked confused as well, “Yeah Jeff, just because you shagged her doesn’t mean her death should be mourned. We were planning to just throw her in the garbage.”
“Well, if it’s all the same to you, can I keep her?”
“I don’t see why not.” Katie leaned over and whispered into his ear, “Hell, if you want, you could probably close your eyes and she would make a great masturbation aid.”
Jeff shot away, and she gave him a wink. Jenny’s mom just rolled her eyes.
After that quick conversation, he grabbed Jenny’s body and heaved it over his shoulder. He was much more careless this time as he tossed her around like a heavy blowup doll. The two ladies waved Jeff goodbye as he loaded Jenny’s corpse into his car. He had successfully covered his bases.