You see listed on the marquee for theater 12 is "XXX"..though you never really considered the movie to be a classic, you're not really in the mood for any of the other ones on the marquee. You liked the movie enough when you saw it at home, but seeing it on the big screen might really bring out the effects for you.
"I'll have one for XXX," you tell the ticket taker, who eyes you with a smirk.
"That one's just about to start, you have great timing," he replies.
You enter the already darkened theatre, taking a seat in the uppermost row of seats. It appears the movie house is packed, mostly of men, but you can see a female here or there. In fact, there happens to be a gorgeous redhead sitting next to you. You smile politely at her, and whisper "Hi," as she glances at you.
"Hi, is this the first time you've ever seen a triple x movie?" she asks.
"This isn't a triple x movie, it's the movie XXX," you reply, then see the smirk on her face. "Isn't it?" you ask uneasily.
She simply points to the screen, where the opening credits are already rolling. The screen reads "Lunar Lust" in bold letters. "You tell me," she giggles.