The door opens and another guy walks in, who seems to be ignoring you, whether intentionally or not. He's going over to the condoms and taking out a green one.
"No!" you yell.
"What?" he answers.
"I tried those! It's terrible! Look at what it did!"
He looks closely at you. "Oh, man..." he says. "You look like a girl between your legs."
"That's because the latex is magic!" you reply. "It turned my dick and balls into a latex dildo!" You point over to the dildo, just lying there.
He says "Is that real?" and reaches between your legs. He touches the clitoris and you feel a pleasurable rush. "You really did lose your masculinity from that. I'd better get out of here!"
"Wait!" you reply. "Do you know the way out?"
"I'm not sure," he says. But it looks very dangerous to stay around here...