"But everyone! That's enough about me, thank you, thank you!" The toddler host announced with such babyish confidence, outshining the slight blush he donned. The reality warp was very kind to his ego and his show, making it even more popular than before. America loved these two toddler stars to an insane amount! "Now it's time for the last segment of our show, Taking Questions! Let's all ask America's Number One Author anything that's on your mind! Everyone, raise your hands if you have a question!"
The entire audience raptured in loud shouting and hand raising, trying to stand out somehow to be picked. This is usually a boisterous segment before, but it never got as loud as they did now. "Wow an eager group tonight, let's see who wants to ask the most.......You, there the lady with the maroon blouse, what's your question?!"
The TV crew rushed over to the woman so she could talk. "What is your favorite food?"
Everyone stared at you, wondering what their little author likes to eat, because maybe all babies should eat like you. You think for a moment and say, "Chicky and peas!" Half the audience erupted in cheer while the other half oohhhed loudly.
"Of course, such a sensible, and delicious, meal!" Said the host in his booming baby voice. "Next question next question, ooooh that gentleman right there!
You casually glance on your phone.
"The man is going to ask a boring question"
Well that's no fun! Hmmm what would make me even more adorable is....something embarrassing?
"The man is going to ask a personal question."
The man picked in the audience cleared his throat. "How many diapers do you go through in a day?"
The crowed gasped as their curiosity peaked at that. You feel the cameras on you, feeling embarrassed as you couldn't help but to answer honestly, wetting yourself as you did. "Welllll I makes looooots of peepees and poopies all day, so uhhhhhhhh" you had to get help from an assistant in the distance "ten biiiiig soggy or messy diapies or more!!!" The crowed clapped impressively. Young, new, and expecting mothers across the country were tuned in, writing down every word of your answers, knowing that if their child or future one was like you, it would mean they were gifted!
"Wait, this just in, this broadcast happening live has broken America's world record for most views total!" The host tried to say but was drowned out by the cheer of the audience immediately after he said the word broken. "Let's keep them coming!"
You glance down at the phone to an interesting sentence.
"The audience wants to ask predictable questions"