A mom named Lois was out with her 4 years old boy Steve. They were walking through the city & Steve spotted a raccoon (feral) eating out of the trash. Steve said with a smile pointing "Raccoons are so neat mom." Lois looked at the raccoon & she quickly got a brilliant idea. "You should be one Steve. A two legged one." She told Steve. "Really?" Steve asked her. "Yep." She said with a nod & smile. She began leading Steve to the Transformation Center. She on the way explained all the benefits of being an animal. Especially the part about not having to wear clothes anymore. Soon they arrived & Lois told the employee what they were there for. Employee said okay after Lois signed all the consent forms for Steve. Then Steve quickly stripped completely naked & headed in it to the chamber to be transformed. Lois watched Steve's transformation on a monitor. After a few minutes Steve was fully transformed. Out of the chamber nearly bounded a foot tall anthomorphic raccoon kit. Keep looking himself over excitedly said "I looks so neat!" Lois nodded with a smile bending down "You are so cute." This is when Steve noticed it. "Why me so small?" Steve asked curious. Steve was about a foot tall now. With a continuing smile Lois explained "Raccoon's only get to the size of 3 foot or so. So that why you small my little kit." That made reasonable sense to Steve. Lois actually wanted Steve to stayed small so she could manage him better. Lois then pulled out a red leather collar (she had bought a few minutes ago) & put it on around Steve's neck. "Why you put a collar on me?" Steve asked confused. "Little kits need a collar silly." She answered. That made sense to Steve. The employee tossed Steve's clothes & shoes. Lois & her now anthropomorphic male raccoon kit Steve left together. Lois was convinced Steve being an anthromorphic male raccoon kit was going to make it so much easier to take care of him. No more buying Steve clothes; because animals don't wear anything. And there are other things Lois would no longer have to do for Steve anymore sense he is an animal now.
Lois was patting herself on the back for having such a brilliant idea of convincing Steve to be transformed into an anthromorphic raccoon kit.