"Yes siree, it's a real honest cow-boy," the man said to the young men waiting inside the warehouse. You are led up on to a platform with a drain in it. There are buckets, brushes, and a hose.
"It looks like a regular cow to me?" said one of guys running his hand over your hide.
"Oh, he hasn't stablized yet. The way the transformation process works he changes from a man into a cow, and then he changes back half way and stops."
"Really?"
"Yeah, when he's done he should have a human face, cow horns, human male hands, arms and torso, and the lower half of a cow with functioning udder.
"Cool"
"Now you boys get the cowboy allcleaned up for today's auction."